POSITIVELY TURD STREET

you've got a lot of nerve
hanging out with ron and fez
laughin' chattin' acting
like you're their equal
english doesn't have a word
to describe how bad you stink
the closest I could come up with
is "Fecal"

Your blog is a piece of crap
a blight on the internet
we need it like the Spears girls
need more children
You think your voices rule
but I'd take my time machine
round up all your ancestors
and kill them

ron likes the free cigars
and I guess I understand
but black earl's sleep disorder
is funnier than you
I wish for just one time
you could stand inside my shoes
then you'd know what a drag it is
to hear you